that's bitter(,)lemon!?.

sorry what did you say? I wasn't listening. - But you asked?!

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

Well the trick is not to nap longer than 45 minutes.

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odditiesoflife:

Dreams in Blue

Each year these blossoming blue fields attract thousands of tourists. Hitachi Park is located in the Ibaraki Prefecture on Honsyu in Japan. Its a beautiful spectacle during the flowering of the nemophila. Nemophilas are annual flowers. The word is a combination of the Greek words “nemos” (small forest) and “phileo” (love). The Japanese word “hitachi” translates to dawn. Taken together: “small forest love in dawn.” A blue heaven on Earth.

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-You’re really proud of yourself for having learned to say that, aren’t you?
-Yes.

-You’re really proud of yourself for having learned to say that, aren’t you?

-Yes.

(Source: holmesalone, via pholotinshep)

cat-natty asked: First of all, share ten facts about yourself, then send this to your top ten favourite followers! :D

I’m honored to be considered =)

1. I am currently experiencing my first jetlack and it’s no fun due to a massive headache.

2. I like melons (any kind) and as a shampoo scent.

3. The only date in history i can remember by day is the day of Julius Ceasars’ murder, because it’s my birthday.

4. I consider 25 degrees celsius outside absolutely warm enough and everything above almost too hot. Good to be in Virginia with currently 29!

5. I have 6 tumblr blogs. I use 2.

6. I taught my cousins son what swag is by writing it with fridge magnets. He is 5 in 2 weeks.

7. My luggage got delayed at London Heathrow airport, i’m waiting on it right this moment and i hate Heathrow (like everybody). Don’t ever fly over Heathrow.

8. My favourite hot beverages are Cafe Latte with raspberry sirup and Chai Tea latte.

9. I find it endearing how important the United States take themselves. (airport security)

10. i feel dehydrated and gonna fix that now! and toss some ibuprofen

Okay, bye.

i would starve if i did all of that before breakfast.
let’s see, let it be a short book with chapters of… 12 pages on average. Takes me like at least half an hour, i’m a slow reader.
Go back to sleep, for 1 1/2 hours
Yoga - minimum the sun greeting, should take 15 minutes otherwise yoga just doesn’t do anything.
Watch the sunrise - depending on time of year up to two hours.
to-do list: 7.5 minutes
tell someone good morning = find a person that is awake and won’t hit you
go on a walk… let’s say 40 minutes
try to remember your dreams - way to early
plan clothes - takes me like 5 minutes, other people need three hours.
bed - 2.5 minutes if i fluff up the pillows as well.
okay. sooooo

if i attempt to read but pass out after half a page and wake up half an hour later, because i actually wanted to get up and if i go on the walk, do yoga outside as well as watching the sunrise while doing the latter two, remember my dreams and write a mental to do list  AND wish the baker a good morning while getting a breakfast roll, and thenplan my clothes in front of the open wardrobe while making my bed and noting down the to do list
still nearly two hours - yepp starved
also it leaves out: check your tumblr, make coffee and drink like 3 cups, take a shower, cuddle with the cat that has been sleeping on or next to you, 
meh.

i would starve if i did all of that before breakfast.

let’s see, let it be a short book with chapters of… 12 pages on average. Takes me like at least half an hour, i’m a slow reader.

Go back to sleep, for 1 1/2 hours

Yoga - minimum the sun greeting, should take 15 minutes otherwise yoga just doesn’t do anything.

Watch the sunrise - depending on time of year up to two hours.

to-do list: 7.5 minutes

tell someone good morning = find a person that is awake and won’t hit you

go on a walk… let’s say 40 minutes

try to remember your dreams - way to early

plan clothes - takes me like 5 minutes, other people need three hours.

bed - 2.5 minutes if i fluff up the pillows as well.

okay. sooooo

if i attempt to read but pass out after half a page and wake up half an hour later, because i actually wanted to get up and if i go on the walk, do yoga outside as well as watching the sunrise while doing the latter two, remember my dreams and write a mental to do list  AND wish the baker a good morning while getting a breakfast roll, and thenplan my clothes in front of the open wardrobe while making my bed and noting down the to do list

still nearly two hours - yepp starved

also it leaves out: check your tumblr, make coffee and drink like 3 cups, take a shower, cuddle with the cat that has been sleeping on or next to you, 

meh.

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